December 2011
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay